Funny Story

I don’t think the link will work without a log-in, so I will just post it. This story is on the blog page for te Patriot Guard Riders, on the website The PGR rides to funeral services and other gatherings of soldiers and their families. The group began to counter the Westboro Baptist Church from disturbing the families of soldiers killed in action. The churches famous “God Hates Fags” signs and their loud and angry protests outside military funerals is too much for many to tolerate. Well, a handful of PGR members rode from Colorado to Kansas to protest outside the Westboro Baptist Church, to see how they like it. Hilarity ensues. The Patriot Guard can be found at , and joining is free. You do not have to go on missions- or even own a motorcycle- to join.
Story follows:

For those of you that don’t know about the Westboro Baptist Church they are the ones that are openly protesting and disrupting military funerals and openly saying that our soldiers are killers not heroes.

Charley Barnes and Motorcycle Buddies Go Behind Enemy Lines at Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka Kansas

By: Charley Barnes

I decided when the Supreme Court ruled in favor of the Westboro Baptist Church months ago that I was going to make a trip to Topeka Kansas and express my right to free speech as well; on their doorstep. True to my word, I made that trip this weekend and let’s just say that we were heard!

My best friends Kenny Oldson and Jay Tamlin, along with Chad Blanco, rode out with me early Saturday morning on a long awaited journey for justice. It was a great day to ride through Kansas ; completely overcast and it was like a sign that what we were about to do was the right thing to do.

We arrived in Topeka early Saturday evening, set up camp at Forbes Landing RV Park and then went in search of the Westboro Baptist Church to see what was up, how hard it was going to be to even find and how to execute the plan. What was the plan? No idea! But we were there to execute it…

Sunday morning we were up bright and early and back at their complex, parked right at the front door by 6:30am. I rang the buzzer and asked on the intercom what time services were and nothing.

Maybe I’ll try again in a few minutes.

Now, we knew they were there, because the flags were all down Saturday evening when we first got to WBC and now the flags were all up so we knew they were close, but where?

I know, I will ring the doorbell and try the intercom again, darn, nothing!

Would Fred Phelps bring us weary travelers from Colorado donuts and coffee? I hope so…I needed some coffee.

Well, there was no coffee service so I made a trip down to the corner to get some java and some old guys that had passed by earlier as we waved our flags gave me the skinny on their compound. Turns out that every house on that block, with the exception of one, is owned by WBC and all fenced off into one big compound.

Wait, is it the ultimate block party?

It just wreaked of cult all the way around. So, after finding out this information it explained all the looks we got as we walked around the block with our flags earlier waiting for them to get out of bed and face the day; couldn’t figure out why so many were un-american. 4 guys, ultimately turned the entire block into a frenzy by 8:19am.


I know your asking yourself if the Topeka Police Department was called so let me answer that now by saying, yes, yes they were.

Three squad cars showed up; I guess one for me, one for Kenny and One for Jay but alas, they were on our side.

Now the guy who called in the complaint {pic included} was impossible to talk to and just plain mean and nasty. NOT what you would you call a man of God by any stretch of the imagination. He and I had been having a heated conversation for the past 1/2 hour and the man never would tell me his name. He must be hiding something but all be darned if I could figure it out.

So Topeka ’s finest arrived and talked with “the man with no name”and assured him that we were more than in the right to walk down the sidewalk with our flags without permits. The ‘man with no name’ got so mad he changed the time of their service to start at 9:30am {it was 9:18am at this point} because you can’t protest or picket within 50 feet while a “church” is in service.

How convenient!

We agreed to leave on our own accord after the police explained to us what our rights were so we just walked the sidewalk for a few minutes and then began to pack up our flags and head down to a park where we knew another group of them were picketing a very well known War Memorial there.

That’s when Cindy came out of her home from across the street and asked if we were getting “run off,” to which we replied, we were, and she offered her lawn and driveway for us to use. So, that’s where we went.

The smile on the face of the ‘man with no name’ was priceless as we saw it slip right off his face.

Another win for team Colorado and still no donuts!

So as we moved across the street the ‘man with no name’ made the Topeka Police department MEASURE the distance. The officer stopped about 10 feet from us and said, with a thumbs up and smile, “You’re Good.”

The ‘man with no name’ behind his wrought iron fence wasn’t smiling anymore…everyone was ushered inside and that was it.

Another win for team Colorado !

You know, I found it very odd that he would not come out and confront me. In the hour he and I were there together, hoping I would punch him so he could sue me but he never did. Strange, I invited him to do so and even promised I would NOT call the police.


Time now for stage II and head to the park for more flag waving!

We thanked Cindy for her kind gesture and cold ice water then gave her one of our personal big flags we had been waving and we were on our way to 10th and Gage.

Sure enough, there were about 20 of these cult members on the busy corner spewing their nonsense so we parked the bikes behind them in the parking lot, assembled our flags and walked through the park to join them on the corner; shoulder to shoulder. I am going to be honest and say I openly wept on that corner Sunday at the outpouring of cheers and car honks we got in the very short time we were there.

They didn’t like us very much there either and we were constantly filmed, especially me, as Fred’s daughter actually followed me around! At one point I stopped right in front of her so my flag draped right down across her camera. It was obvious, very quickly, that we were not going away as I stood on that corner {pic included} and whistled “God Bless America ” and the “Star Spangled Banner.”

They finally got so upset that they left in a dash for the parking lot; all this taking place in less than 10 minutes. We left with them to make sure they were leaving and followed them directly through the park, to the parking lot and their vehicles all the time waving goodbye. Can’t even tell you how good that made us feel…the big bad boys from out of town!

Another win for team Colorado !

I have to say that on the ride home I felt 10 times better than I thought I would. I knew I would feel good but ‘good’ doesn’t do it justice. We DID make a difference and we were only 4 bodies from 600 miles away and we rocked their entire day! Was the 1300 mile trip worth it in high humidity with temps at 101? You bet!

Another job well done and our voice WAS heard…next?

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